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About BestestMama : Love my baby , love my babe/bestest.
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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216 comments

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19402) - you deserved it (8631)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54933) - you deserved it (4223)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28951) - you deserved it (3583)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (5278)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

#18957041
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23247) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (3080)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (8149)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (59114)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12596) - you deserved it (46164)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25403) - you deserved it (15884)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34928) - you deserved it (6608)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33112) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34837) - you deserved it (8002)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

#18388917
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5696) - you deserved it (64586)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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