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About BestestMama : Love my baby , love my babe/bestest.
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Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

#19874038
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17155) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -

Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML

#19873141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (2123)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, I found out tat I'm pregnant. I ad an IUD put in two years ago tat's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less tan 1% of people using tis IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

#19856558
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (4759)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (27521)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (5366)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I cummed home looool from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, your not crippled. Oh wait, yeah u are" and laughed hysterically. mega FML

#19848525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, I Was Playing An Online Game In Nothing But My Boxers, When Suddenly A Grl Joind My Team !! I Immediately Felt Embarrassd And Put Some Pants On !! There Were No Webcams Involvd !! I Ned To Get Out More !! FML

#19713389
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18263) - you deserved it (12049)

On 06/01/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by furred (man) - Philippines

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (5173)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat there free food samples . FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28329) - you deserved it (3274)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, ( Don't lie to me. )

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21785) - you deserved it (2296)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today , I tougt I felt my babby kicking 4 te first time. After excitedly exclaiming tis fact to te few people around me , I involuntarily let out te loudest fart. Not te babby kicking , just gas. mega FML

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11488) - you deserved it (30875)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Taday not only did my boyfriend set my air on fire, but e attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my ead . FML

#19631611
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (9456)

On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

#19629941
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (3703)

On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)



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