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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 May 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

#18541076
80 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
62 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

#18537264
113 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Alpha (man) - Estonia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
130 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
138 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
195 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
260 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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216 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
207 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
120 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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663 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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