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Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by kemando - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by desertpunk75 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
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On 06/25/2010 at 3:42pm - love - by SMS123 - United States
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
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On 06/19/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by kebaby (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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On 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
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