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BerryRockstar

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10357
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About BerryRockstar : I live rough.

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BerryRockstar's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58267) - you deserved it (3132)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (64200)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

#8590174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37783) - you deserved it (3147)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6636) - you deserved it (66011)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

#8553099
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (2794)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

#8547021
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (1946)

On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (43867)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

#8397954
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (3474)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24435) - you deserved it (3587)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42144) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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