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Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
by janesays / 02/24/2010 at 2:45am / United States / Kids
by Kay / 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by nutcracker / 02/23/2010 at 4:28am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by OMFG / 02/22/2010 at 5:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
by Lizzielollipop816 / 02/18/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lex31 / 02/14/2010 at 8:24am / United States / Animals
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…