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BerryPrincess

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BerryPrincess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About BerryPrincess : Just a plain girl that's often called crazy. Truth to be told, I like to have fun all the time, no matter the circumstances. :)

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Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110086) - you deserved it (5209)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

#185053
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17033) - you deserved it (60642)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Werner (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1164545) - you deserved it (125732)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)



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