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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Berg96 : Hey! My name is Brandon Berg, I'm 17 and live in Delafield, Wisconsin. Feel Free to message me or add me on Facebook. I'm always on the FML app on my free time. Thanks for checking out my profile! :D

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Visits<b>awsomeangel</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 3:13pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 12:01am<b>bacincheeseburge</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 9:52am<b>semper_amo</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 7:32pm

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Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33046) - you deserved it (8273)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14150) - you deserved it (44039)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17304) - you deserved it (41150)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10101) - you deserved it (44849)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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