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About Berg96 : Hey! My name is Brandon Berg, I'm 17 and live in Delafield, Wisconsin. Feel Free to message me or add me on Facebook. I'm always on the FML app on my free time. Thanks for checking out my profile! :D
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Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML
Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014