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About Bentonic : I like to keep things brief. I enjoy video games, anime, manga, literature, and anything of the horror genre. If you really want to know more, message me using the message button.
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Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
Friday 18 April 2014