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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 81
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Benjaminkamp : lately i have been in so much pain i feel like dying :, (

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Benjaminkamp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (9095)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (26854)

On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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