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About Bend_over : Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It’s fine if you disagree with me, but don't be impolite about it.
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Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and there inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

#2308873
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64443) - you deserved it (3754)

On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Taday a waiter cummed up and and putted out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says , ( Um , that was a nice high five but I wanted yur plate. ) FML

#2230053
156 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.

#2202679
92 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, WHILE CLEANING OUT A CLOSET WITH MAH MOTHER, I FOUND A WISH LIST FROM WHEN I WAS FIVE. ON THAT LIST, I WISHED MAH PARENTS WOULD DIVORCE. NOT ONLY DID THAT SERIOUSLY HURT MAH MOM, BUT NOW SHE THINKS I'M THE DEVIL CUZ MAH WISH CAME TRUE. FML

#2165517
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On 05/21/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today mah boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe) naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. big fat FML

Today... a friend an I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game... an I was prepared to show my license... but he stopped me an said... "I know you're 18". He then said... "Man... I've pretty much watched u grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I took mah mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, mah little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today.. . I was insultd online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with there mother an a couple of cats . They were right .

#1656055
122 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Taday my parent met my girlfriend fir the first time and cooked us dinner!! After..!! I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me..!! "Don't worry..!! you have to slay a couple of dragon before you get to the princess." and winks at me!! She hered!! I was going to propose to her tonight!! FML

Today a telemarketer called fir mah dad !! Jokingly I said "I haven't seen him fir lyk five days...I'm starting to get worried " in mah best child-like voice !! Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services !! I'm 20 !! FML

#1490808
104 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

2day family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

#1368223
59 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chippuh (woman) - United States (California)



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