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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4278
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Benatron : I'm a guy that's here - anything else to say?

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Benatron's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

#831890
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (58966)

On 04/06/2009 at 6:41am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom and sister both told me that they don't like when I come visit with my boyfriend. They love my boyfriend and think he's great, it's me they have a problem with. FML

#783282
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58731) - you deserved it (4295)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by littleone37 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33616) - you deserved it (135140)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (66890)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35443) - you deserved it (7294)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21007) - you deserved it (2176)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)



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