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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
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I agree, your life sucks (75476) - you deserved it (4318)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (21479)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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