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Ben5224
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ben5224 : I fucking love this website!
yr 12 at school and pretty much loving life!!

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Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (20781)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (34887) - you deserved it (4198)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

#5896652 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (21928) - you deserved it (5454)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was called by my son's school. He had been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse, my handwriting looking like a 6 year olds or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention but I still have my dignity. FML

#5291551 (526)

I agree, your life sucks (5782) - you deserved it (71991)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (66733) - you deserved it (8316)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (4309) - you deserved it (33918)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)