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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1711
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BelleBelle : I have just recently finished my LVN program and am currently looking for a job.

I love music, art, my iPhone, and my best friend's kids. I have a morbid and slightly British sense of humour, which is heavily laced with sarcasm. I smoke occasionally but I don't drink. I love my two cats, Muffin and Fienchetto, with all my heart. My Poppy is an AG minister and is a body snatcher(works for a funeral home). I've helped make a few removals, done hair and makeup, and worked a few funerals with him.

My fav musicians are Queen, Michael Jackson, Katy Perry, Journey, Jesus Culture, and Jason Mraz.

I passionately despise drama, people who claim to be intelligent but can't spell or back up their claim, immaturity, and who don't think before they speak. Please, please just use your common sense people!

And please don't comment about my profile, that's not the point of this site, and tends to piss people off. Thanks.

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Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (7701)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

#17546019
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21262) - you deserved it (2050)

On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (3671)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

#17418352
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34872) - you deserved it (5348)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36392) - you deserved it (4430)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35043) - you deserved it (10002)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41100) - you deserved it (5960)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41100) - you deserved it (5960)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34616) - you deserved it (3446)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28391) - you deserved it (8285)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7334) - you deserved it (61076)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (21674)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13867) - you deserved it (56840)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26310) - you deserved it (7822)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41033) - you deserved it (10111)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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