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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3248
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Bellaness's favorite FMLs

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (6402)

On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29240) - you deserved it (5312)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74690) - you deserved it (4197)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (37655)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46455) - you deserved it (4059)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31199) - you deserved it (5290)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34924) - you deserved it (27736)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50151) - you deserved it (3479)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12644) - you deserved it (113326)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34337) - you deserved it (9383)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (56160)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25260) - you deserved it (7185)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50616) - you deserved it (2578)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

#7492284
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8607) - you deserved it (19394)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Toldyouso (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

#5911952
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53570) - you deserved it (2444)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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