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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2433
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About BellaMarta : I'm a teenager. 'Nuf said.

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BellaMarta's favorite FMLs

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (4310)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (10599)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54776) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24252) - you deserved it (2638)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13135) - you deserved it (59125)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7691) - you deserved it (60005)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7691) - you deserved it (60005)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7691) - you deserved it (60005)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7691) - you deserved it (60005)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7691) - you deserved it (60005)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47783) - you deserved it (18369)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (4389)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (5117)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30069) - you deserved it (7914)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (11182)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)



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