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Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)
Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (10132) - you deserved it (1085) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)
Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)
Today, my fiance and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States
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