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BellaBelle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4047
  • Number of comments : 799
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you deserved it (8452)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60218) - you deserved it (4796)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18191) - you deserved it (48423) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18191) - you deserved it (48423) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (3655)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (6673)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (6673)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

#18001464
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7247) - you deserved it (52729)

On 10/16/2011 at 8:47pm - health - by kp - Australia

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32501) - you deserved it (6096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37414) - you deserved it (3162)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

#17960824
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9631) - you deserved it (38733)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49523) - you deserved it (7557)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7767) - you deserved it (59064)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25211) - you deserved it (2775)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)



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