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Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43375) - you deserved it (5217)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)



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