About Belgiangirl : Just a regular girl. I love music, play the piano, like to sing and dance. I read a lot too.
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by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by imamomma / 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm / United States / Kids
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/06/2011 at 7:26pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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