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Beknifingyou
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

#284882 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (45248) - you deserved it (21560)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

#278684 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (67642) - you deserved it (3613)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

#274093 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (60755) - you deserved it (3569)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:46pm - love - by cdick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

#271640 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (95669)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML

#255521 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (8277)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:16pm - kids - by flaggurl (woman) - United States (Arizona)