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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

#1415940
171 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:53am - love - by H-B (man) - United States

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

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161 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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