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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (12291)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35526) - you deserved it (4989)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
220 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
203 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

#17699997
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22450) - you deserved it (1999)

On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to switch my glass of coke with a glass of pure vinegar. FML

#17557483
58 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Skidaddle123 - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
212 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
170 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
110 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -



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