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About BehindTheSun : Well, my name is Griffin Trueblood. I'm new to this thing after my sister (her username is BrookeTrueblood on here) got me hooked. I'm currently 19, turning 20 this year, and am soon going to college to study forensics. I have three amazing sisters: Brookelle, Gretchen, and Libby, that are the coolest siblings ever, even if they are girls. My family comes first and music comes second, followed by sports. I'm quite the fan of football and hockey. My email is Griffin_Fought_The_Law@yahoo.com (inspired by the song I Fought the Law by The Bobby Fuller Four) so send me an email there.
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Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
Monday 1 September 2014