About BehindTheSun : Well, my name is Griffin Trueblood. I'm new to this thing after my sister (her username is BrookeTrueblood on here) got me hooked. I'm currently 19, turning 20 this year, and am soon going to college to study forensics. I have three amazing sisters: Brookelle, Gretchen, and Libby, that are the coolest siblings ever, even if they are girls. My family comes first and music comes second, followed by sports. I'm quite the fan of football and hockey. My email is [email protected] (inspired by the song I Fought the Law by The Bobby Fuller Four) so send me an email there.
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by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love
by sarahfromthesouth / 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
by Junior / 01/26/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
by burnedboy / 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
by Concussed / 01/17/2010 at 1:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
by Awkward / 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
by badsister / 01/10/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by embaressed / 12/19/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Health