About BehindTheSun : Well, my name is Griffin Trueblood. I'm new to this thing after my sister (her username is BrookeTrueblood on here) got me hooked. I'm currently 19, turning 20 this year, and am soon going to college to study forensics. I have three amazing sisters: Brookelle, Gretchen, and Libby, that are the coolest siblings ever, even if they are girls. My family comes first and music comes second, followed by sports. I'm quite the fan of football and hockey. My email is Griffin_Fought_The_Law@yahoo.com (inspired by the song I Fought the Law by The Bobby Fuller Four) so send me an email there.
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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version
Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
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