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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BeforeItWasCool : So, you've decided to visit my page. There are a number of reasons for this decision I'm sure, most likely being, you've come to the conclusion that I'm an asshole and are looking for confirmation here. Well congratulations, my friend! I can confirm: I am something of an asshole.

Almost a year after leaving I've made my return to the community. Oh, I've still been lurking. I just got tired of the flood of messages I received after my FML was published. Mainly from idiots who misread what I was saying. Oops. But, my inbox has been cleared, and it's onwards and upwards from here.

Update. We got married. Slap in the face to the self righteous bible bashers who filled my inbox with... *calming breath*
Ah. Never mind. I'm past it.

Regardless, I'm back, and it's lovely to be back. Let's continue, shall we?

Still reading this huh? Wow.

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Fucked!<b>M3DO</b> - one hour ago<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:01pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:21am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 4:48am<b>ilovemydogg</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 4:35am

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