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Becca_Bear_98

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Becca_Bear_98

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Becca_Bear_98 : JA DEUTSCHLAND!! Argentina lost!! woot.
STEVE YOU OWE ME SO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!
If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing.
native murican, Spanish, and European as in German and Russia and crud. Not an Aryan Nazi believer. phuck them. German Jew descendent bitches. AND MIXED! TAKE THAT HITLER AND YOU NEO NAZI BASTARDS.
k bye.

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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On 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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On 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm - misc - by NextTimeMom'sDriving (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I'm 5 weeks pregnant and just found out that my boyfriend has such a phobia of holding babies, that he's going to be the one most in need of a diaper change when I give birth. FML

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

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34 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:48am - love - by kenabrookee - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

#18337950
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On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (50971)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120983) - you deserved it (11921)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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