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BeccaA7XfoREVer

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BeccaA7XfoREVer

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18
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About BeccaA7XfoREVer : Hi I'm Becca(:
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Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39131) - you deserved it (10337)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (269904) - you deserved it (17580)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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