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Bebbo

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24761
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Visits<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:11pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 12:01pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 7:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:03am<b>countrygirl2272</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 3:44pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:56am<b>172pilot</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:49am<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Tyler__Shaw</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:45pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:55pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:33am<b>crackpotL</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:48am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:38pm<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:56pm<b>247pacient</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 8:29am<b>Criss8</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:56am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:39am

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:01pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:39am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:49am<b>artiststatement</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 1:42pm<b>swaggyswagswag</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 8:03am<b>nite66</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 5:43am

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The Mixer

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Bebbo's favorite FMLs

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

by Why / 04/02/2014 at 4:13am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

by the other guy? / 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

by Galaxy / 03/29/2014 at 1:03pm / Belgium (Limburg) / Animals

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

by Punphmelch / 03/26/2014 at 4:45am / Australia (South Australia) / Animals

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

by disappointed / 03/25/2014 at 7:36am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

by butterbody / 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2014 at 12:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

by BigBlue / 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

by BondingTime / 03/17/2014 at 5:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

by emergencyroom / 03/15/2014 at 8:21am / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

by KBBL / 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love