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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21383
  • Number of comments : 337
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Bebbo's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38755) - you deserved it (2891)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (4195)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (6022)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24853) - you deserved it (2943)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
587 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14242) - you deserved it (56255) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28806) - you deserved it (2102)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (27297)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (5120)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7746) - you deserved it (38494)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7746) - you deserved it (38494)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18265) - you deserved it (20497)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7616) - you deserved it (49331)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38710) - you deserved it (6544)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11324) - you deserved it (26337)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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