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  • Number of visits : 8497
  • Number of comments : 321
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Bebbo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16231) - you deserved it (9216)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8884) - you deserved it (25145)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28891) - you deserved it (23175)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28891) - you deserved it (23175)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (4290)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26382) - you deserved it (2070)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26382) - you deserved it (2070)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21905) - you deserved it (4984)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9978) - you deserved it (61376)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25972) - you deserved it (1968)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (3207)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (2974)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23740) - you deserved it (2800)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40094) - you deserved it (3271)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)



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