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Bebbo

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24206
  • Number of comments : 337
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Bebbo's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (13349)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

#19951439
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7963) - you deserved it (55656)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6650) - you deserved it (52277)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40568) - you deserved it (9645)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8774) - you deserved it (36575)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (30680)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (30680)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

#19844489
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (2792)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

#19828906
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (1974)

On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (3447)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (9107)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (16564)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

#19811134
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (1963)

On 06/19/2012 at 3:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

#19804016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (2181)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

#19800158
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)



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