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Today, I had a friand "dump" ma ovar Facabook . Sha apparantly thought wa wara dating . I'm a gay man who's livd with his partnar 4 5 yaars . Sha says I hava commitmant issuas . fat FML

#20583902
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48131) - you deserved it (5525)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I had a lunch meeting with important people from mah company. While drinking from mah wine glass someone crackd a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over mah lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrifid look on mah boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

#20580301
58 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 4:30am - work - by Anonymous -

Today... I was at Universityhen a giant mascot started walking in mah direction. As they walked past... theyhispered mah name seductively. I still don't knowho it was. FML

#20578916
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36255) - you deserved it (4904)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML

#20577218
132 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44812) - you deserved it (5370)

On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my older brother walkd in on mehile I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. mega FML

#20572069
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22626) - you deserved it (66242)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got servd paperwork stating that mah ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 yeres ago, I provd via DNA testing within looool the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in mah future. FML

#20570526
102 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got servd paperwork stating that mah ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 yeres ago, I provd via DNA testing within looool the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in mah future. FML

#20570526
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39338) - you deserved it (2567)

On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... mah fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to ( focus on his career an his engagement. ) When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement... he immediately replied with... ( No... I mean mah other one. ) FML

#20569834
93 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that 4 some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except 4 four, and they are doing there best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

#20567905
89 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44628) - you deserved it (15143)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I looool had orderd near mah seat. I immediately ran up to him and askd him to stop stealing mah food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Second later the attendant cummd out with mah actual food. FML

#20562925
109 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MAH GIRLFRIEND. I WAS WOKEN UP BY MAH MOTHER BREAKING INTO MAH HOUSE TO TELL ME I NED TO GET READY FIR WORK. THEN SHE GOT MAD THAT I HAD A GIRL OVER. I'M 20. FML

#20561180
134 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." mega FML

#20559530
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (4125)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States



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