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About BeautyInDiscord : My name is Amber. I love Doctor Who, The Hobbit, the Elder Scrolls, DnD, Tool, The Crow, and animals. I hate stupid people. o-o I am a vegetarian. So I'm serious about my passion for animals. So do not talk to me if you hunt. I love art. I draw, paint, and write poetry in my spare time. Edgar Allan Poe is one of my favorite poets/story writers. I'm very into romantic, dark things like that. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is my favorite comic. I look up to Maynard James Keenan. Please don't use the words "faggot" or "gay" around me. I will automatically hate you and punch you in the throat. I love gaming. RPGs, LARP, and DnD all the way. ..yeah. That sounded a bit rushed. But there you go. thats me. Let's be friends.


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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51356) - you deserved it (4081) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 10:30am - love - by iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML


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On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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