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About BeautyInDiscord : My name is Amber. I love Doctor Who, The Hobbit, the Elder Scrolls, DnD, Tool, The Crow, and animals. I hate stupid people. o-o I am a vegetarian. So I'm serious about my passion for animals. So do not talk to me if you hunt. I love art. I draw, paint, and write poetry in my spare time. Edgar Allan Poe is one of my favorite poets/story writers. I'm very into romantic, dark things like that. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is my favorite comic. I look up to Maynard James Keenan. Please don't use the words "faggot" or "gay" around me. I will automatically hate you and punch you in the throat. I love gaming. RPGs, LARP, and DnD all the way. ..yeah. That sounded a bit rushed. But there you go. thats me. Let's be friends.
I AM A YOUNG TIMELORD. t(O-Ot)
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Friday 24 October 2014