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BeautifulLiesx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3684
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : I'm a band geek. I am woodwind captain for my marching band. I play the alto saxophone and piano.

Message me, I won't bite.

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Visits<b>mattbaker</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:07am<b>bps315</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:35pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:27pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:00pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:25pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:52am<b>Qele</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 12:18am<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:51pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:57pm<b>kingkobrastrikes</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:04pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:41pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:40pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:29am<b>lola4455</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:08am<b>medic8</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:34pm<b>condor216</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 1:20am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:17am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 4:48am

Fucked!<b>RA91</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:44pm<b>Melharr</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:35am<b>condor216</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:39pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:26am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:28am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 3:30pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:54am<b>Imadeek</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:23pm<b>GeneralGuerrier</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:57am<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:14am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:39am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:04am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:49am<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:52pm<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:01am<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:35am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:30pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

#20691900
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30421) - you deserved it (54709)

On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

#20691781
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (47808)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26480) - you deserved it (133610)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56172) - you deserved it (33010)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56976) - you deserved it (7320)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

#20689895
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46214) - you deserved it (5532)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by mustache girl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

#20688489
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57546) - you deserved it (3958)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

#20688373
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48764) - you deserved it (10431)

On 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm - love - by JJLight (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

#20688045
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45294) - you deserved it (7691)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

#20687932
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54141) - you deserved it (3726)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

#20686007
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49937) - you deserved it (4559)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57657) - you deserved it (18312)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

#20669389
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51616) - you deserved it (13940)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

#20667250
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73520) - you deserved it (6174)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

#20666438
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46516) - you deserved it (6017)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)



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