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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3317
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : I don't like writing bios because they make me feel really narcissistic, but here goes.

I play the piano and the alto saxophone. I'm currently playing La Cathedrale Engloutie by Debussy. Edvard Grieg is my favorite composer, and I guarantee you've heard some of his songs :)

I have a bucket list of books to read and enjoy doing puzzles. I hate odd numbers with a passion. I get carsick and have the annoying habit of over explaining things. Musicals are my guilty pleasures and I have a death fear of snakes.

Thanks for reading :) (and my name is Allison if that wasn't already mentioned?)

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82456) - you deserved it (3508)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

#20701600
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56759) - you deserved it (6189)

On 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by i'm not psychic, mother fucker (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

#20701422
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63952) - you deserved it (6084)

On 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm - intimacy - by Kay (woman) - India (Andhra Pradesh)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69638) - you deserved it (4260)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

#20700580
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42912) - you deserved it (4314)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by fucker43 - United States (Georgia)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50568) - you deserved it (6007)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

#20699444
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44056) - you deserved it (3370)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, my boyfriend of two years, whom I supported through the death of his father, and whose invalid mother I also took care of, suddenly dumped me. The fact that I've put on a little weight due to recent stress disgusts him, and he "can't date a chubster". FML

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

#20698927
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45218) - you deserved it (4507)

On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81984) - you deserved it (5585)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68257) - you deserved it (19332)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59166) - you deserved it (4963)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

#20697878
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (13752)

On 05/31/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by nbj10 (man) - Singapore

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55808) - you deserved it (3199)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

#20696470
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47096) - you deserved it (6974)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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