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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4797
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : This is where my bio would go...IF I HAD ONE.

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Visits<b>duduv2</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:30am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:24am<b>four0seven</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:11am<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:17pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:16pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:03am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:40pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:55am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 9:47pm<b>gkmd98</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:00pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 4:51pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:17am<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:43am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:43pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:07pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:31am<b>HitTheRoadJacK3</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:54pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:10am

Fucked!<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 5:41am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:41am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:29pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:25pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:51am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:19am<b>Doubledimp</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:56am<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:17am<b>allred1997</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 8:53am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:40pm<b>xswitch74</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 1:15am<b>_ely_foster_</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:09am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:49pm<b>A07</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:05am<b>HRTreatman</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:16am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:01am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 8:00pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:05pm

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (87337)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

#20912171
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (4595)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

#20911051
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33683) - you deserved it (93227)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

#20910165
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54020) - you deserved it (14557)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

#20910133
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45632) - you deserved it (3114)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

#20909114
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49738) - you deserved it (6991)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

#20908389
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50264) - you deserved it (4143)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

#20907982
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23118) - you deserved it (51162)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54464) - you deserved it (3255)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

#20903440
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62448) - you deserved it (15034)

On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24241) - you deserved it (96828)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61502) - you deserved it (6640)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States



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