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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3080
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : I don't like writing bios because they make me feel really narcissistic, but here goes.

I play the piano and the alto saxophone. I'm currently playing lots of Debussy and Grieg! (Grieg is my favorite composer)

My hands are really small and fragile (seriously). I injured the ligaments in both thumbs from overuse and have to wear braces (in my third picture).

I have a bucket list of books to read and enjoy doing puzzles. I also hate odd numbers with a passion.

I'm really boring, and can get really opinionated. Thanks for reading :) (and my name is Allison if that wasn't already mentioned?)

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

TODAY.. . MY COWORKER CONVINCD A LITTLE GIRL TAT TEDDY BEARS R ACTUALLY TE BODIES OF DEAD BABY BEARS . I WORK AT BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSOP.. . AND WE WERE WORKING A 4-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTDAY PARTY . FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (2869)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

yesterday mah 6-year-old looool daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra!! FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46204) - you deserved it (6577)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was ramindd that whila I hava a nica waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspaakably ugly. I was walking down tha straat whan a guy wolf-whistld from bahind ma, and whan I turnd around, ha visibly racoild in disgust. FML

#20908389
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46613) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I PRETENDD TO BE DEAF TO A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN. HE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20907982
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (47891)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (3004)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery . FML

#20903440
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57573) - you deserved it (13991)

On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today the guy on the floor above me decided it was time fir a tuba looool jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
91 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

#20773985
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (46698)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's brthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian an I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

#20773825
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58436) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States



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