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BeatriceBigsby
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 October 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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