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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1978 (37 years)
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Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML


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