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BeaterOfTheDrums
  • Town/Country : the city of many names., Patient # 2011546
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BeaterOfTheDrums : I like all the regular commenters here, except the annoying ones. You know who you are.

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Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

#20181270
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16143) - you deserved it (4986)

On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5383) - you deserved it (26372)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596
85 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
245 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (4287)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (3568)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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