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BeastNerd
  • Town/Country : Tampa, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BeastNerd : Don't be a bitch, or you'll get virtually pimp-slapped harder than a pregnant whore. Glad to meet you. Good luck.

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