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About BeachBumNC : I have certainly had plenty of FML moments in life, but reading other FML's makes me feel better about mine.

If you came here to check out the tattoo, thanks. It was done over two sessions with the outline and shading being done in about four hours. The color was done two weeks later and took another four hours. The flowers represent my wife and three kids.

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