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Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML


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