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BeMyLove15

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 588
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BeMyLove15 : I'm pretty laid back, artistic at times, and love to drive or ride around for fun. 17 years old. I like pretty much any kind of music. Kik if you feel it's necessary : aprilmarielove . I like to talk if it entertains me somewhat. Don't take it personal if I don't respond though. (:

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BeMyLove15's favorite FMLs

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18687) - you deserved it (38871)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20686) - you deserved it (4228)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

#19673871
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19799) - you deserved it (2159)

On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

#19665526
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6108) - you deserved it (24927)

On 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by CollegeKID - United States

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20988) - you deserved it (2748)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

#19626758
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20556) - you deserved it (1973)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32876) - you deserved it (5850)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22106) - you deserved it (3085)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39054) - you deserved it (12182)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)



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