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About Baustigt : If I'd known you were coming I would have cleaned up a little. Oh, who am I kidding. No I wouldn't. Let me take you on a tour. Over here is the trash corner. And here is the garbage nook.
I'm a recent communications graduate. Taking on my first project as a freelance animator.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015