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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5579
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  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Baustigt : If I'd known you were coming I would have cleaned up a little. Oh, who am I kidding. No I wouldn't. Let me take you on a tour. Over here is the trash corner. And here is the garbage nook.

I'm a recent communications graduate. Taking on my first project as a freelance animator.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11411) - you deserved it (38113)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10089) - you deserved it (34720) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

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