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Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML


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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

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