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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML


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On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML


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On 07/24/2013 at 2:44am - health - by not_very_smart (woman) - United States

Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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