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BasketGhost

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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BasketGhost's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (11466)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29822) - you deserved it (2524)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38255) - you deserved it (5431)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

#21390720
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35314) - you deserved it (2113)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (7137)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32966) - you deserved it (4395)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35276) - you deserved it (7515)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2409)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

#21312961
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (36396)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32276) - you deserved it (8367)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (5027)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35868) - you deserved it (7144)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

#21278689
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38218) - you deserved it (2872)

On 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm - health - by BoobiePain - Canada (New Brunswick)



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