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by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by Zippermania9 / 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
by kylie / 08/10/2010 at 3:22am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by goodstudent / 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SleeplessInSoCal / 08/09/2010 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
by TRalalla / 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
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